Pot-luck

I think I have a problem.  An unusual problem.  A problem that has never presented itself before now.  I think HIM is a better person than me, I really do.  I literally think that he has more good bones in his body than me.  This is believe it or not a foreign thing for me.  I have always been the better person in relationships.  It's true!  Now, I'm not that good, so you can imagine the kind of people I was dating.  Wait...you all know the kind of people I was dating.  I'm not sure what to do.  This is bad I think.  

My friend Natalie used to say that you should marry someone who is not as good looking as you so they will always be grateful to have you.  I agree with Natalie, but does this apply to 'goodness' as well?  HIM turns his head when there is any hint of suggestive material in a movie or changes the channel on the TV.  What?!  I don't know many guys like that.  Don't get me wrong, I like it.  But then there is me who watches and takes notes for future reference.  See the problem here?  Is he going to discover this sooner or later or does he notice it now?  He pays for most his music, he's nice to everyone, etc, etc.  I can't claim either of those most days.  They say (they being the people who decide everything) that you should make each other want to be a better person.  Uh.........  I'm not sure I inspire HIM to do anything other than terrible pranks I talk him into to.

Do I need to gorge on goodness right about now?